Tiny Dragons That Take Care of Your Gaming Dice
[SCREAMS] I WANT THEM
I couldn’t resist reblogging; NO REGRETS
*incomprehensible noises at a pitch Matt Bellamy can only hit on a good day*
Pyro would like these…
good days bad days
what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and we’ll all converge together in a massive, fierce mass only spoken of in myth. dont come near us or you too will cease to exist
dude these tights would look kick ass over my curvacious thighs. DO WANT
Ahhh you can buy them here and they’re only $23 with free shipping. Yes.
I KNEW IT WAS COMING
This is it. This is the post that killed me. Fairwell cruel world.
I TRIED TO PREPARE MYSELF. I FAILED.
IM FuKcIN CRYIN
this is the best thing ive ever heard
NO DON’T LET THIS COME BACK FUCK
Someshing you may not know about me… My bad self DMs for an almost weekly Dungeons & Dragons group (because
dorkawesome). If you have never played, I highly recommend finding someone who can guide you through the learning curve and giving it the old college try.
A few weeks ago, one of my players found their character (a level 8 wizard named Abadon) in a really bad spot— separated from the rest of the group and just a turn away from irreversible death at the hands of a very powerful wizard. Having already exhausted every obvious possibility for survival, he began scrambling through the notes and spells and items scrawled in every margin of his character sheets, looking for some means of saving himself. He tells me Abadon pulls out the Charming Dreamcatcher, an item that allows the user to control the actions of an opponent to a point (don’t worry, I am careful with item creation), provided that the user can keep sight of his target through the center of the dreamcatcher. He tells me that he uses it to force the enemy wizard to “Uhhm… Teleport to his mother’s house!”
I’m like, “But then you won’t be able to see him anymore, and he’ll just teleport right back!”
Eager to defend Abadon’s rationale, another player chimes in with, “No way, he’s a member of the prestigious Red Guard, so he probably NEVER visits home! He just appears at home and mom’s just gonna let him leave? UNLIKELY.”
So I grab my dice and do a bunch of rolls to determine if mom’s even home, and of course she is, and the players are going crazy trying to convince me of how overbearing and controlling this particular guard’s mom is.
They are just tickling me with all of this, so I say, “Okay okay, we’ll do opposing Diplomacy checks. I’ll roll for the Red Guard wizard, and one of you rolls for mom.” As they roll for mom, one of them says (in their best Mrs. Costanza voice), “I haven’t even met your girlfriend, for cryin’ out loud!”
The above picture was the result. I rolled a paltry seven, and they totally dominated me with a 20. Abadon was able to escape death because he sent an enemy home to his mother, who then guilted him into sitting down to a home-cooked meal. “You’re always out guarding this, or killing that— never any time to visit your poor mother!”
Best encounter ever.
Oh gawd, I’m Dying over here.
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
I can hear the exact moment I hit sixth grade.
The minute Soulja Boi came on I actually started crying tears of laughter. I knew that WHOLE DANCE.
Don’t mind me, just taking a musical stroll through a good chunk of my life.
…that no matter
like a black hole
it reflects no light
That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.
ay ay Ron
finally someone made gifs for this